Monday, 31 August 2026

Remembering how to actually paint

 
I finally got my paint set up sorted. Due to it being a dining table rather than a dedicated painting table I've taped a bin bag to it to protect it from paint spillages! It isn't perfect - in particular I haven't sorted out the relevant extension cables to have a dedicated painting lamp on it, so it gets a little too dark to use during the evenings.

The original plan was to paint this Fenris Games plinth. It's a chunky bit of resin that I was planning to use for miniature photography once it's done. It's been undercoated black, then grey.


Unfortunately, I undercoated it while it was very damp out. As a result, it was quite sticky to touch, and I realised that the paint was coming off when I held it tightly. This is deeply annoying, but down to my own mediocre short cutting and impatience rather than the quality of the piece!

After a little bit of research online, the two recommendations I saw were to either strip it and redo the undercoat, or to varnish it. I decided to go with varnishing first, because it was the easier option. After a pass of spray varnish, and leaving it a few days, the problem seems to be fixed. There's a couple of spots around the sides which are still a little sticky - but I reckon one more pass should solve it.

But, this means the plinth needs to move down the painting list while it gets fixed - so what have I picked up instead?


Here's what I'm pai . . . ooh, that's a lot of back lighting. I definitely need to sort out that extension cable soon. Lets break down what we've got.


First up is a Gray Maiden by Reaper Miniatures. This is a Pathfinder figure with a "canon" paint scheme. I think I originally bought her to be a Slaanesh chaos champion, but now I play Pathfinder, she's getting returned to her original setting. The Gray Maidens were bodyguards to a particular queen in Pathfinder 1st edition who has since been deposed. I like having a Gray Maiden miniature available as the idea of a former bodyguard who's been hired by some new employer is an interesting option for a henchwoman level antagonist.

I started off painting her with contrast paints, but it got quite patchy in places. I'm going to go back in with some layering and drybrushing to try and fix this.


I got a free Krakon Games Shieldkin at an event last year, so I've used contrast paint to drop in some base colours. He's a nice simple sculpt so should be nice and quick to finish.


And finally, we have these three Guinea Pig Witches by Bad Squiddo. Again, these will be for Pathfinder, and I picked three fur colours to get started, and am just happily dropping in some basic colours with contrast paints to start off.

It's good to be back painting again. There is an itch in the back of my brain that I want to finish painting something. With quite a few models lined up that need painting, I'm really keen to get a feeling of progress. But that's for another day.

Monday, 24 August 2026

Infinity Battle Report: Uplink Centre, Combined Army vs Shock Army

 
A few players in the Midlands have decided to try and organise a regular Infinity game day at the Dice Cup in Nottingham. We're running on the first Sunday of the month, and our first attempt at this was back at the start of August. If you're local, please get in touch via the UK Infinity Discord, or let me know you'd like to show up and I'll get you in touch with people.


I brought along a first pass at a vanilla Combined Army list, while my opponent brought his Shock Army of Acontecimento. For a mission, we were running Crossing Lines. This mission has an unusual set up, in that you have a second deployment zone - a narrow strip of the board next to the centre line on your opponent's half of the table - meaning that they will also be deploying troops in your table half!


The big experiment for me was trying out the Vector Operator sniper, which I have heard good things about. I haven't assembled my Vector model yet, so the out of production Skiavoros was serving in its stead. Sadly, on its very first order of the game it rolled badly, took a couple of hits and died immediately. Bother.


My opponent, meanwhile, was running a Tikbalang, which did a very good job of whittling down pieces I hadn't been able to deploy defensively enough. I certainly caused a lot of problems, but took more casualties than I'd want on a first turn.


In particular, I lost a lot of the pieces I'd deployed in the centre, meaning I had to scrabble to get models into position to make sure I could score.


My Anathematic managed to neutralise Scylla, giving me hacking supremacy for the rest of the game. Unfortunately, the strong firepower my opponent still had was able to move defensively to keep the Anathematic at arm's length, as my order pool was slowly depleted.


A well timed Akali Commando proceeded to roll up my right flank, and cleared several order generating pieces on the flank furthest from the Anathematic.


In the end my opponent was able to leave me without enough models to swing back effectively, keeping the high scoring pieces well away from the Anathematic. The score ended up around 7-2 to the Shock Army from memory.

All in all, I felt like I learned a lot from the game. The Anathematic was a monster and rightly terrifying, but the Vector needed to use smoke more often and be very cagey about its shooting to compensate for its incredible fragility. Beyond that, I probably deployed too aggressively for Crossing Lines and need to think a bit more about the sort of units that should go in the central deployment zone. I'm already drafting updated lists for the next Infinity game day.

Wednesday, 19 August 2026

Warp Miniatures shop

 
A couple of weeks back I pottered down to the Warp Miniatures shop in Nottingham. I have been a fan of Warp Miniatures since they started, and I wanted to see how the shop was doing.


Rather than go for commercial looking shelves, they've taken an effort to get old wood furniture for the majority of their displays. This gives the shop a really nice local business feel rather than something corporate.


The shop has a couple of demo tables for Arcworlde. Again, a lot of focus has been made on presenting a clear aesthetic.


Arcworlde is particularly famous for its trolls and halflings.


You can also see the box art miniatures at the shop, such as these wizards.


Some other Arcworlde miniatures - this time the Wild Elves and a mix of undead.


The shop also stocks Siren's Oath by Twisted Spire. This is an indie roleplaying one shot about playing mermaids, and also has a number of miniatures for the game the Warp Miniatures produces.

All in all, Warp Miniatures shop is a great destination to visit in Nottingham. It's well worth a visit, whether or not they're hosting an event.

Monday, 17 August 2026

Getting set up for painting, a new project, and my favourite thing this year

 
I'm getting itchy about not having painted in a while. I'm perfectly set up to assemble a few more things (a Dungeons and Lasers Ettin and the Halfling team Treemen) but this won't make me feel quite the same in terms of getting something finished. So there's some set up I need to do in my hobby space to be ready to paint anything, so that's next on the docket.


I had XNOO by the Merry Mushmen arrive. This is a huge 276 pages of comics, articles and short stories with an old school fantasy feel. I've absolutely adored it. I definitely had some "misses", but it reminded me of reading 2000AD magazines as a child in terms of the type of content and the general vibe of the thing. It's quite possibly my favourite thing this year, and I'm really happy to have got it.


Also arriving this weekend was the new Necromunda. I'm deeply annoyed at the end of Warhammer Digital, but my reasoning for not getting into Necromunda before was always that the rules had gotten too complex across too many books. With some local folks interested, I decided to grab the new edition and get something sorted.


While I probably have all the models I need to paint up a Genestealer cult gang, I'd read some advice that indicated that they weren't a great idea for a starter gang. So I decided to pick up a box of Cawdor, the gang I played as a yoof, as a small and simple project. It'll probably be a little while before I start assembling these as I do need to read the rules a little bit and understand how gangs get assembled before I go and put together an unplayable combination of options or something.


Friday, 14 August 2026

PeachCon 2026

 
Last Sunday, I staggered out of bed, barely recovered from Bootleg BOYL to head over to PeachCon 2026 in Derby. We were arriving early as we were helping Bad Squiddo Games get set up, but once the colouring in tables were set up and Annie was helping customers, I was free to ramble as I pleased.


There were an assortment of different wargames going on, both demo and participation. In this case, a huge Napoleonics game was being set up to play.


Some companies were demoing their games. Here, Warlord Games were offering a demo of Konflikt '47. 


I shall add another mark on the "Times the Author has seen this Demo of Warmachine, Meant To Go Back Later, And Run Out Of Time At The Show" tally. It's embarrassingly high now.


There was also a lovely display of Relicblade miniatures / possibly a demo table.


I keep on eyeing up Relicblade miniatures to use as figures in roleplaying games, but currently I have no shortage of those already queued up to paint so I haven't quite gotten around to it yet.

A gentleman was promoting his hobby shop by offering a lucky dip bag of free miniatures. He had this amazing flag on his backpack to let people know what he was doing.


Satyr Art Studio was also at PeachCon, and his stall was slightly quieter, letting me snap a couple of photos of some of his range. There's so much of it I would buy if I had the funds / time to fit in the projects, but I only have so many hours in the day.


I do think there's a project in putting together an "Oldhammer" style army using all small independent modern producers, but I need to finish some existing projects before starting too many new ones.


The Tabletop Smithy was also there, selling an assortment of useful things for roleplaying games and painters. The item that really caught my attention was the teapot paint pot holder, where the handle has a mechanism to hold onto a Games Workshop paint lid. Absolute genius!


The free miniature I got from Penumbra Hobbies is this sci fi officer who was made from an assortment of resin bits. 


Someone had also brought several bin bags of slate bits for people to help themselves to, and I grabbed a few bits for both basing and miniature photography.


I also had a bit of a slip and grabbed quite a few bits of Krakon Games line from Bad Squiddo. Probably a bit more than I should have, but there's some really fun sculpts here that I think are hidden gems.


I also picked up a Peach the Unremarkable (actually my first purchase of the day and the most deliberate souvenir), and an air elemental from Warhost which will join my growing roster of RPG baddies.


And finally, I had a little slip and picked up some more Satyr Art Studio models. I'd been eyeing up a blister of wraiths which sold out before I made a decision, but I ended up picking up a couple of blisters. The dwarfs will get painted up as a dwarven town guard in case my adventurers get into some trouble with the law, while the motley crew of sci fi pirates will be joining a few other figures as a gang for a future Helsreach participation game, when I get organised enough to do so, anyway...

Wednesday, 12 August 2026

Bootleg Bring Out Your Lead

 
Last Saturday was Bootleg BOYL - an event put on by War Dollies Collective and Lead and Steel after Bring Out Your Lead at Foundry was unfortunately cancelled. Due to the unusual circumstances, they were able to arrange a few vendors in addition to the usual games.


I rocked up early to help with set up. The tables at the venue need a little work to assemble each time, and it's a much quicker and easier job to achieve with more pairs of hands. The venue was split over two floors, with vendors and the café on the ground floor, and the games on the first floor.


There were plenty of different games going on. There was a game of 3rd edition Warhammer Fantasy Battles with two huge armies of period figures with lovely paint jobs. I sadly didn't manage to watch any of the actual play of this.


Someone had brought the old "Battle for Armageddon" board game and played a game of it. I have memories of reading about this in White Dwarf, but never actually managed to play it.


Someone had set up a participation game of Rogue Trader, replaying an old White Dwarf scenario. I played in this game, and may write more on it later.


On the next table over from the Rogue Trader game, Bobbi from Arbitor Ian's "Tale of Four Gamers" and a friend played a game of 2nd edition Warhammer 40,000. It was an Imperial Guard vs Imperial Guard game which definitely hit me right in the nostalgia as this was the edition of Warhammer 40,000 I started with.


Curtis from Ramshackle Games was running his Helsreach game, which is a homebrew conversion of earlier editions of Necromunda. I definitely want to play in this game in the future, but need to come up with some miniatures for it.


One of the most modern games being played was a game of Pulp Alley. I didn't see much of what was going on with it, but folks seemed to be having fun.


And finally, there was a four player game of Blood Bowl going on.


I picked up the Bootleg Boyle, the show miniature as I turned up early enough. He's a Ramshackle Games casting, with the sculpt supplied by Jon Boyce. MEP Miniatures were also giving away some free heads, and I do like free things.


Also trading at Bootleg BOYL was Satyr Art Studio. I've sometimes picked up their limited run sculpts, but have held off on ordering their "day to day" range because of the challenges of shipping from the US. But with Drew present, I grabbed a blister of assorted heroic types for running RPGs with.


Slightly different from the usual miniature traders, Side Quest Comics were trading at the event as well. I picked up all three comics available. As well as being comics, you can use the little card pieces that come with them to play a sort of mini RPG dice game to see if you survive the fights portrayed in the game. The comics themselves are mostly wordless pen ink comics showing events in the world of Def, with a short text epilogue that puts them into context.

It was a big day out, and I was due to be up early the following day to go to PeachCon. I ended up having a very early night, which meant I was merely tired at PeachCon the following day. It was a great day out, but I do need to remember how tiring these sort of events can be and pace myself accordingly.